Teenage Dirtbag is a song by Wheatus that was released in the year 2000. It is two decades old now. Lets be real for a second: Wheatus is a one hit wonder band. This was their magnum opus. I’m not familiar with any of their other songs. This song was super popular back in the day. For some reason, I’ve never heard of this song until recently. I suppose I was hiding under a rock in the early 2000’s.